Music: Enzyte Commercial Muzak
There's this guy at work who was hitting on me allllllll night. I don't work up at the registers very often, but I was tonight, and I think I know why I don't work at the registers anymore. Oh, and he looks like a young version of Christopher Reeve, like when he was Superman. Only his hair's not wavy...
"Can I have a bite of your Slim Jim?"
"Can I have a drink of your water?"
"She called you 'buns' not 'bums.'"
"Well she can't help it, look at those pants you wear."
"Why can't I have some of your water?"
"If you weren't out of water, would you let me have some?"
"I don't want water from the drinking fountain."
Ugh. Took him ten minutes to bag out his register, I was almost finished by the time he was done, and I started 7 minutes after him.
Drives me nuts.
2 comments:
Next time just spit in your water and say, "Here you go, you can have the rest." That should shut him up! Hee hee Hee...I am so wrong.
okay, while christopher reeve may have kinda been a hottie...this boy most certainly is not. he may look half-decent when you first meet him, until he opens his mouth. or moves. or does anything.
and i think i'll try the spitting in the water thing, thanks!
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